One More Kick In The Teeth

foreverqueird:

fuckingrecipes:

 

thepartyguru:

Cookies ‘N Creamtini.

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 1/2 cup Milk
• 1/4 cup Whipped Vodka
• 1 1/2 teaspoons Oreo Instant Pudding Mix
• Chocolate Syrup
• Crushed Oreo Crumbs
• Whipped Cream
• 1 mini Oreo

Instructions:

1. Mix milk/cream, whipped vodka, and pudding mix in shaker with ice. Shake for 30 seconds.
2. Dip rim of glass in syrup, then dip rim in oreo crumbs. Pour drink into glass.
3. Top with whipped cream and a mini oreo if you want

SWEET BABY JESUS!

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mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

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imfuckedupx:

e-n-d-l-e-ss:

Every 18 minutes someone dies of suicide, every 40 seconds someone attempts to commit.

wanna write this on every bridge